the clock blinked a sadistic 3AM when i finished the paper. by the time i finished the bibliography and all my readings, it was four.

when i woke up, the clock proudly told me that my first class, for which i'd written said paper, had already begun.

when i explained to the professor that i left my paper at home and could run and get it, he told me not to bother, he'd accept it on friday anyway.

c'mon, god. can't you think of something better to do?