we have a dog.
this has been mentioned before.
we have, in fact, three dogs.
currently, i'm just talking about one of them. this isn't the one i refer to as "my" dog. this is the poodle.
this is the one we refer to as "the rat dog." or, alternately "the drop-kick dog."

this dog is currently dividing her time between a pinecone and a stuffed penguin. emphatically humping the penguin, then emphatically chewing at the pinecone. then back to the penguin. when the force of her humping knocks her over, she returns to the pinecone.

yes, she. a fixed she, no less.

humping. my. penguin.