alright, i'm not a teenager anymore. no more whiny melodramatic moodswings, no more languishing self-loathing, no more aimless depression.
you hear me, all you hormones and neurons and brain chemicals? you'd better shape up. i'm not kidding. no more moping, no more getting irritated at nothing, and absolutely no more chocolate binges. you're a grownup now. grow up already.

and happy birthday