things that are gross:

1. the congealed crap in the corners of the bowl that was used to microwave mushrooms and cheese into a gross-looking but in fact quite delicious mushroom cheese conglomoration three hours ago.
2. the article on brittany spears that someone felt obligated to put up in the bathroom.
3. the stuff i found under my bed yesterday while on a mad-but-shortlived spring cleaning spree.
4. large bugs.
5. a dozen dozen.

sorry about that last one, but i'm a dork and i couldn't think of anything else.