honestly, i think god sits up there looking for women who are having a bad day. then he chuckles to himself and goes ZAP! and the woman doubles over, bursts into tears, and starts bleeding.

y'know what, god? it's really not all that funny, and i'd appreciate it if you'd confine your sick sense of humor to a time when i'm not fully prepared to kill the next small animal that looks at me funny. or at least a time when i might have opportunity to do so.

thank you.